A guide to flirting on public transport
Because nobody expects that someone will flirt at 8am, flirting in a bus or any kind of public transport in the morning is even more exciting. Before you start, there are some tips and regulations you should obey. The first thing you should do is to check for a ring. If you are a good person, then flirting with that person is immoral, but if you are a bad girl, then you will do it anyway. Anyway, if you are hungover, don’t bother to try this. You smell toxic and you look like you haven’t slept for a month, so try another day.
The only thing that you need is a victim, but chose carefully. Don’t scan the bus intensely! When you find a victim, look at him. Eye contact of three seconds is enough, after that, look at the ground. Soon, look at him again, if he looks at you, 1 point for you! While you are sitting, obey the rule ‘’tits out, tummy in.’’ If he and someone else is looking at you, 2 points. Open your mirror and apply lip balm seductively. Try to catch him looking at you. When you do, smile at him. If you succeed, you have 3 points.
While standing, try to lose your balance and make some ‘’inappropriate’’ contact. This will earn you 4 points. When you have collected all points, swing on a pole propelling you towards an exit. You will need some time to practice this, but eventually you will succeed. This brings you one more point, so now you have 5 of them. When he follows you and ask for your number, this is 6th point.